The Jessica Alba
fisting a girl with honey as lubricant and smacking her forehead with a handful of s-m-n and having her recite lines from the fantastic four comics.
eddie: “i gave my girl a jessica alba last night.”
tom: “how’d she like it?”
eddie: “i dunno man, she just kept screamin’ “it’s clobberin’ time!” i’m definitely switchin’ to mol-sses.”
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