The Jesus Bump


noun

1. euphemism for awkward christian s-x.

2. christian dry humping

3. mormon -n-l s-x

4. a dance move done by christians in which they spread their arms out to the side to look like jesus on the cross. then with feet together hop to the beat of music with knees barely bending. palms facing forward.

verb

-ed, ing

the act of doing any of the above
dude, that mormon girl; she’s totally down for the jesus b-mp.

yea, man, she was so uptight. but she let me jesus b-mp that.

man, that baptist girl was a freak. we did the jesus b-mp and soaking.

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