The John Hancock
when you are having s-x, you pull out to c-m on your partners face then proceed to sign your name on their forehead so your partner knows who you are after you leave.
i gave that b-tch the john hanc-ck before i left, so she knows my name tomorrow.
dude, i went home with that hose beast last night from the bar and gave her the john hanc-ck, but i signed your name! you no talent -ss clown!
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