The John Wilkes Booth
during a movie or play, you must sneak up on a man with beard and/or top hat and proceed to blow your load in the back of his head. after you’re finished, successfully break your leg while fleeing from the scene.
joe: so how’d you get in the hospital?
desmond: i gave charlie the john wilkes booth charlie last night at the nutcracker.
joe: good job, boii!!
when you sit behind an unsuspecting victim in a theater and jerk off, and at just the right moment, shoot her in the back of the head with your load and run out.
“bill is a maniac…did you hear he did the john wilkes booth to angela at the imax during the premier of iron man 3?”
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