the jolly red’s
the jolly red’s are a sign of a life well lived and enjoyed but show on one’s face by having a beet red nose and cheeks
oh, that’s my uncle david…he’s got a mean case of the jolly red’s. he’s been drinkin’ his whole life but is still such a happy good old man!
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