the jump on
something that really sucks, is mega-lame, and/or blows goats reno style. the opposite of the jump off, which means a really awesome thing or event.
peter: “wasn’t sean’s party last weekend the jump off? i hear you hooked up with veronica after that. way to go. soooo hot, want to touch the heinie.”
robbie: “yeah the party was the jump off, but you know what’s the jump on?”
peter: “what?”
robbie: “i think i got the clap!!! it itches. also i’ve got some real nasty you know who.”
peter: “ooooh…d-ck trickle? that’s rough, chief. totally ncaa.”
robbie: “word to your mother.”
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