The Kamikaze Steam Mop
it is when a girl p–ps on your face and then follows with urinating on your sh-t stained face. she then uses her hair to mop and cleanse the dirt away leaving your skin feeling hydrated.
i told her i needed a new face cleanser, and she gave me the kamikaze steam mop! i smell like poo but my face is blemish free!
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