the kayla
the s-xual act of double-fisting (-n-ly or v-g-n-ly), where insertion/pumping of either both, or individual hands, goes to the beat of “sandstorm” by darude. further note; ‘spirit-fingers’ should be used at some point.
man, i met a freaky chick at the bar last night. she totally wanted me to do the kayla, but i didnt want to get my hands dirty, so she blew me instead.
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