the kelly ditch
to have a drunk chick “whos on your nerves” go to the bathroom so you can bolt to your car and leave her in complete mystery……
to later use as a booty call
her:did you kelly ditch me?….
you: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me….
thus performin the kelly ditch
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