The Ketchup Rule
the unwritten rule that permits anyone to blatantly skip a line of people who have patiently waited to order their food (regardless of the size of the line, or time waited to be served) to run up to a cashier.. interrupt their conversation with a customer (mid-sentence if need be), and ask for ketchup or any other type of packaged condiment (e.g mustard, mayonnaise) without getting the slightest bit of an argument from any-one
everyone respects the rule, otherwise.. chuck norris will begin to jump out of happy meals and commit unspeakable crimes.
mcdonalds cashier to customer: would you like some fries with th-
man exercising his right to enforce the ketchup rule: i need ketchup and perhaps other various fast food condiments..
mcdonalds cashier: ofcource sir! somebody bring me ketchup at once!!
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