The Knock on Wood Card
the knock on wood card is a wooden card that’s perfect to knock on if you don’t have any other wood around.
ian “i’ve never gotten a speeding ticket. knock on wood…wait there’s no wood around!”
jed “oh yes there is, check out the knock on wood card!”
ian “that’s dope, thanks jed!”
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