the Lacanian Real


a nonexistent ent-ty believed in by some psycho-n-lysts as an excuse for flagellating themselves, and/or by cultural critics as an explanation for anything they can’t explain.
because of the lacanian real, we’re all a pile of sh-t.

the reason why the walrus man bleeds when he’s h-t with a lightsaber even when n-body else ever bleeds when hit with a lightsaber is because of the lacanian real.

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