The LAD Bible


a way of life according to the lad commandments. the leaders of the lad cult. all commandments can be found on www.theladbible.com
the lad bible commandments
#217 thou shall go milf hunting in iceland because mums go to iceland.
#196 thou shall never say the word ‘reem’.

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