The Lady Pimparazzi
a creature that constantly refers to herself as an oppressed black woman, although it couldn’t be farther from the truth. she proudly displays her black peach fuzz all over her body like she’s growing it out for locks of love. hobbies she has are masturbating with her clarinet, popping the many pimples on her arms, and winning the prize for most disgusting eater of all time.
attention beachgoers: beware of the lady pimparazzi!
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