The Last Shadow Puppets
a small band consisted of miles kane and alex turner. most of their songs are about their s-xual tendencies for each other, but that’s alright. you can tell.
reporter: alexa, now why did you break up with alex turner, that fine -ss sonofab-tch?
alexa: because of the last shadow puppets
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