The Law of Candidature


the (admittedly largely unfounded) theory which posits that the quality of a pool of candidates exponentially increases in proportion to the length of the application period.
regrettably, oliver jones was powerless to extend the school newspaper’s application deadline for the 2015-16 leadership team, despite agreeing with basic tenets of the law of candidature.

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