The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength
when confronted by ninja(s), the individual ninja will be far more powerful than a group of ninjas. to see the effectiveness of a group of ninjas simply use the equation power= 1/n, where n is the number of ninjas
don’t worry about the group of 1,000 ninjas, worry about the single guy, according to the law of inverse ninja strength
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