The Law Of Maximum Misery


states that one should always be aware of their surroundings in order to prepare for the worst.
billy is very careful and is driving a car. therefore he suspects that a car filled with very noisy (and apparently drunk) teenagers would get into a wreck. so billy turns unto a different street in order to avoid any other complications. so he is abiding to the rules of the law of maximum misery.

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