The Lebron James Technique
the lebron james technique is a cheap move by trying to divert attention away from yourself after you did something that caused you a bad reputation. the technique involves asking the person criticizing you, “what should i do?” followed by offering a number of ridiculous hypothetical situations that make the person feel sorry for you.
stop using the lebron james technique, and just admit what you did was wrong.
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