the lemon law
the rule that says that you are allowed to walk away any time during the first 3 minuites of a date.
i went on a date with this chick but after two and a half minuites of her non stop talking i lemon lawed her. (lemon lawed = to use the lemon law on)
that lemon law totally saved me from a this mon-browed chick
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