The Loko List
website created by college students to broadcast the amazing drunk stories that come out of a night with four loko or any other type of alcohol
yo i got hammered off loko and streaked at a little league baseball game, so i posted my story on the loko list at www.thelokolist.com
www.thelokolist.com
insane stories posted by loko lovers worldwide.
posted on thelokolist:
“one fine friday night at ohio state i drank multiple fours shots and beers and found myself the next morning in a truckers house with him starring at me. i later inquired why i was here and he told me he found me p-ssed out behind a taco bell. i asked why he drove me fourty miles to his house in b-tt f-ck ohio he repiled cause u couldnt tell me where u lived. to this day i still pound fours to get this horrible memory out of my head” by aleck
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