The London Times
what americans think the times is called, because they can’t invent any of their own names for newspapers and they don’t know that it is a national newspaper.
american tourist: do you have the london times?
british newsagent: nope, we only have the times.
tourist: which times is that?
newsagent: which do you think?
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