The Loraine Virus
(n.) the loraine virus (commonly known as “not yourself disease”) is a short-term illness lasting anywhere from 2-5 days that infects its host, sometimes through the internet, and doesn’t allow the host to be themselves. it’s not deadly, but can make your friends think your on crack.
-remedy: a long mental process which involves getting back to your roots. think about what you would normally do in a situation if you were yourself and then the true you will come back
tom: “yo man, i don’t know what’s goin down, but i’m just not myself and kate’s about to break up with me”
taylor: “i know what’s wrong.”
tom:”what is it?!?”
taylor: “you got the loraine virus”
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