the lube fairy
the lube fairy is the small creature who places bottles of lube and other necessities in your drawer whenever you need it.
the lube fairy can’t be seen, but it’s said that grell sutcliff is behind this.
“yo how did this bottle of lube get here? ”
“it’s obviously the lube fairy who has been here!”
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