the march of the drunk penguins
the march of the drunk penguins traditionally occurs on sat-rday and sunday mornings in college dining halls around the world. it occurs when hung over college girls- fresh off getting their -sses pounded the night before at a fraternity house-scavenge for food. the late night -ss poundings were so severe that the girls limp while walking in the cafeteria line, much like antarctic penguins.
paul: hey man, what do you wanna do this weekend?
christian: i think i’m gonna go to the dinning hall this weekend to see the march of the drunk penguins. nature at its course is so fascinating to me! to think these girls could get pounded so hard that they have to walk like a penguin in order to get food is amazing!
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