The March of The Penguin
when you c-m in someone’s -ss and shove a popsicle up the -n-s which dams the splooge so as to force the recipient to march like a penguin to the commode.
last night i came in perry’s -ss and didn’t want him to spill my seed on my bedsheet, so i made him do the march of the penguin.
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