The Mary Jane Brothers.
a secret, exclusive group of intelligent, very attractive young men who meet to drink alcohol, smoke high grade marijuana and ponder the meaning of life amongst other key philosophical matters which only they can decide upon how to fix using their own brand of pot head infused mayhem.
last known members of this secret society were gin man, captain pot-head, munch, sketch, o.d, j.d, stiffy, dr. green and part-time member o.d – 182.
they have also been known to have ‘mad’ freestyle rap ‘skillz’.
(this exclusive man club is in no way affiliated with anything spiderman related).
man i was sooo hammered last night, but nothing compared to those guys from the mary jane brothers.
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