The Masturbation Deprivation Pact


when a group of males form a verbal agreement not to m-st-rb-t- for an extended period of time.
tom: i’am goin to do the masturbation deprivation pact with my friend ralp for my new year’s resolution.
aaron: wow, your gay but have fun.

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