The Matador
1/3 captain
1/3 ginger ale
1/3 red bull
created by mario and aleks.
dude i got so f-cking loopt last night drinking the matador.
fran and nicole’s favorite drink.
when one, while wearing a robe, farts and then, with hands in robe pockets twirls the right side form back to front and left side from back to front. thus giving the illusion of a matador while equally spreading the ” joy” just released
“i just gave my son the matador while he was watching cartoons…he was not at all happy”.
1. when someone runs up on you with the intention of whipping -ss and you side step then throw them down and beat the sh-t out of them.
2. the name given to when a chick tricks you into having s-x with her on her period because like a bull you where tricked into trying to penetrate something red and undesirable.
1. warren: i am going to get you m-f-!
me (after kicking some -ss): you just got yourself the matador douche bag.
2. nate: how was it?
me: she gave me the matador treatment!
nate: o, d-mn i hope you bought new sheets.
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