The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

an anime about a girl named haruhi suzumiya, who has the power to alter the universe, although she does not know of it. she creates a club to look for things like espers, time travellers, and aliens, naming it the sos brigade. un-known to her, she used her universe altering powers to make 3 of the 5 members of the club these very things, and they are all there to observer haruhi and make sure she doesn’t create a new universe. the story is told from the prospective of a boy named kyon, who is the only person who haruhi would talk too, and the only “normal” human in the sos brigade.

it is a great, unique show, and i definately reccomend it to fans of anime.
man, that last episode of tmohs was really trippy man.

what?

the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya….
1.the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya is the first j-panese light novel in the haruhi suzumiya series written by j-panese author nagaru tanigawa and ill-strated by j-panese artist noizi ito. it received immense popularity in j-pan, and following the production of the animu, it extended its reach toward western audiences. the characters are known for their distinct personalities. haruhi suzumiya is a yandere given the powers of g-d, kyon repeatedly slaps himself in the face, koizumi itsuki makes f-ggot smiles at kyon, yuki nagato reads books and slaughters aliens in her spare time, and mikuru asahina – the shining star of the series – has set the precedent for moe characters in much of j-panese media following the airing of the animu.
see also: haruhi-ism
person 1: hey, that dipsh-t over there hates the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya!
person 2: what?! give me that ak-47 over there, i’m gonna f-ck him up.
a j-panese manga (comic book) and anime series that many white american children pretend to love in order to project their fake-j-panese (wapanese) image. an otaku (j-panese term for geek) in an anime series called lucky star was a huge fan of haruhi suzumiya, and so every wapanese feels like they have to be, too.

it is actually one of the most boring, slow and inane series ever, and it is likely to put you to sleep.
wapanese: “did you see that? that was just like that part in the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya! sugoi!”

normal american: “which part?”

wapanese: “if you don’t know, you’re just a baka!”

normal american: “you’ve never actually seen haruhi, have you?”
worst f-cking series ever. it’s not entertaining in any way and has annoying as h-ll voice acting. this series, for whatever the f-ck reason, became extremely popular and has an enormous fanbase. the saddest and most pathetic thing about this series is that it tires very very hard to make you laugh, and it falls flat on it’s -ss and fails. of course all the wapanese and otakus will argue that this series is “unique” or “original”, and i’ll give them that, but keep in mind, being those things doesn’t mean it’s any good! f-ck this series.
wapanese kid: zomgz! dis is fuuuny!!

otaku kid: i knowz!!!11 i lolled wehn da thing knowz it’s a film and makes fun of itself!!!!111

me: what the h-ll you two!? this sh-t isn’t funny at all it’s just pathetic and stupid. whatever you guys watch this sh-t, i’m gonna go watch hot fuzz.

the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya blows -ss.