The Mexican Spy
before s-x, rub your c-ck with mexican spices & habanero peppers. then put a condom on and start having s-x. in the middle of s-x rip your condom off and insert your burning c-ck inside her.
i wanted to spice things up in the relationship so i covered my c-ck with pepper juices and released the mexican spy.
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