The Mikey Vetty


in the act of -j-c-l-t–n, a male rips off some of his (preferably pubic) hair, places the hair on his male/female partner’s face and -j-c-l-t-s on his/her face. the sperm allows for the hair to stick to the partner’s face, to resemble facial hair.
“dude, what did you do to that girl over their last night, it looks like your p-b-s are on his face.”
“i did ‘the mikey vetty’ on her. it was totally worth it.”

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