The Miley Cyrus
the new std for 2015, (1) gonorrhea, herpes, and chlamydia mixed together, (3) twerking may or may not give temporary relief of symptoms,
joe: you don’t wanna mess around with that girl!
tom: man she is hot, i want me some of that.
joe: oh no you don’t, she gots the miley cyrus
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the act of a male having a p-n-s enter into his r-ct-m while simultaneously putting his p-n-s in a v-g-n-…the best of both worlds.
man i sure did enjoy that the miley cyrus last night, i didn’t even need the 3d gl-sses.
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