The Money Man
senor rodarte of placer high school.
his son being “young money”
basically the most bad -ss and coolest teacher/coach you’ll ever meet.
coaches wide receivers and teaches spanish. (easiest drills and cl-ss)
thinks he’s bad -ss, which is true.
-senor walks by-
student (most likely on the football team) : oh senor! the money man!
-turns, points, and winks all in one bad -ss motion-
student: oh i like that! ohhhhh baby!
senor: don’t be smoking that rope a dope!
student: ohhhh you know thats bad senor! hahahaha.
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