The Mongolian Mitten


the frightening act of a mans hand, usually after an extended time spent in the cold winter weather, entering the females -sshole and the spreading his fingers wide so as to warm his hands prior to s-x.
the greasy italian came in from the cold pennsylvanian winter with near frost bite and in desperation prior to s-x stuck his hand into his unsuspecting girlfriends -ss to warm his hand with the nice environment of her inner sphincter, also known as giving her the mongolian mitten.

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