The Mongoose game
a silly game where a series of questions are asked to somene, asking if something is a mongoose. the person will state two things that are mongoose then he will ask if a person/object is considered a mongoose. if the person starts of saying, “now listen” (before they ask the question) the answer is automatically yes.
if they do not say, “now listen” the answer is no.
“want to play the mongoose game?!”
huh?
“if i am a mongoose and tyler is a mongoose are you a mongoose?”
umm, yeaaa?
“wrong!!!… now listen, if you are a mongoose and i am a mongoose is jessica a mongoose!?”
noo??
“wrong again! she is soo a mongoose.”
what! i don’t get it! keep going!
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