The month of Bristol


a collective term for all the days in a year spent hungover, lazing in bed, stoned or generally doing nothing.
“i’ve done nothing lately, my month of bristol is going to be huge.”

person 1 “hey man, what did you do tuesday?”
person 2. “nothing, just added another day to the month of bristol.

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