The Morritt Wash
not enough time for a bath or shower? let me introduce you to “the morritt wash”
simply jam the toilet door with a shoe, take off all your clothes and generously wipe down your -rs-hole, armpits and gooch with an over-used b.o ridden flannel.
you are now clean to get on with your day of farting that furiously that you have to check you haven’t sh-t yourself on numerous occ-ssions, much to the disgust of your colleagues.
9.20am, architect office, morritt runs in out of breath
“just had to run from the car park”
-opens all windows and turns on fan-
“feeling too warm in here, i was on a conference call in my car for last hour thats why i had to run from the car park…..time for the morritt wash”
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