the mouthwasher
the mouthwasher is an allegorical maneuver exercised by s-xual narcissistic males over degenerate and profligate sk-nks. such poetic act occurs when the female attempts to suck the male’s genitalia but is rudely interrupted by the latter, as he orders her to firstly rinse her mouth with mouthwash – somewhere in the lines of: “look at me. do you think i found my p-n-s on the streets? go rinse your mouth you f-cking wh-r-!”
john: guess who just f-cked who?
peter: whom did you f-ck this time john, you son of a gun!
john: i f-cked iris john. yeah iris the sk-nk!
peter: broooo!!!!
john: and you know what?? i maneuvered the mouthwasher!
peter: brooooo!!!!!
john: i violently pushed her wh-r–face away from my p-n-s and..
peter: brooooooooooooo!!!!
john: and i told her go mouthwash your mouth you wh-r-!!! and i kicked her outa the bed.
peter: brooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
john: yeah. she went rinsing her mouth and came crawling back
peter: respect
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