The Mythical Faggot Beast
a beast that roams the land of f-ggotry, preying on the innocent and raiding the countryside. however, due to urbanisation, the mythical f-ggot beast immigrated to earth and can be found in many common places such as high schools, mcdonalds and shopping malls.
it can generally be distinguished by its terrible posture, flailing arms, slurred speech and scrawny body. the mythical f-ggot beast will also tend to play practical jokes that aren’t very funny.
not to be confused with trogdor the burninator, who also raids the country side. (commonly known at burnination, or the act of burninating)
john: who put whiteout on the back of my locker?
matthew: must have been the mythical f-ggot beast.
andrew: which jack-ss stole my big mac while i was in the bathroom?
adam: must have been the mythical f-ggot beast.
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