The Naked Mans Curryfest
before s-xual activity, the male warms up by nicely asking his partner to gently place curryof your choice along the p-n-s for a warming, tingly sensation. when the curry is neatly placed along the p-n-s, it is then insterted to either the mouth, the -n-s or the v-g-n-.
good luck guys.
becky – “oh my god guys, guess which b-st-rd gave me the naked mans curryfest last night?!”
jillian – “was it paul? simon? craig? fred? pete? joe? ronny?”
becky – “nah, it was that d-ck clark, he put the curry on his c-ck himself!”
jillian – “oh, that’s not roight”
before s-xual activity, the male warms up by nicely asking his partner to gently place curryof your choice along the p-n-s for a warming, tingly sensation. when the curry is neatly placed along the p-n-s, it is then insterted to either the mouth, the -n-s or the v-g-n-.
good luck guys.
becky – “oh my god guys, guess which b-st-rd gave me the naked mans curryfest last night?!”
jillian – “was it paul? simon? craig? fred? pete? joe? ronny?”
becky – “nah, it was that d-ck clark, he put the curry on his c-ck himself!”
jillian – “oh, that’s not roight”
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