The Names Section of UD
the section where all r-t-rded dipsh-ts write about their name and make themselves feel good.
tihspid has a great personality and has a monster hulk d-ck and can fly around the world and beat superman’s d-ck faster than the flash.
derpina has a dirty v-g-n- that everyone has banged harder than the b-n-r i have in my pants right now.
paulie:i just read the names section of ud and i found out i am a boss.
guy: i found out you’re a b-tch on the definition below yours.
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