The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight


a phrase created on reddit.com used to distinguish redditors from people with actual lives.
the narwhal bacons at midnight test:
person 1-“when does the narwhal bacon?”
person 2-“at midnight!”
person 3-“i wish you two had dignity…”
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a meme originating from reddit. has no defined meaning apart from trying to make you sound cool
n00b: the narwhal bacons at midnight!

everyone else: stfu!

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