The Neverending Story
one of the best novels ever written.
it was written in german by michael ende, first published in 1979, and adapted into a movie in 1984.
gary: i remember seeing “the neverending story” when i
was a child. it completely blew my mind! i always
dreamed of going to fantasia…
john: that trash is a disgrace! once you have read the
book you will never be the same again. and by the
way, f-ckwit, it’s fantastica, not fantasia!
a 1984 movie about a kid named bastian that, after being chased by bullies, runs into a book store and steals a book ent-tled “the neverending story”. he becomes immersed in the book, and starts thinking and feeling the same things as the book’s main character, atreyu. in the book, a terrible swarm of ‘nothingness’ is taking over — destroying the world and leaving a big empty sp-ce. atreyu is sent to find a cure for this ‘nothing’ to save the childlike empress. in the end, however, it is only bastian that can save the world inside the neverending story.
the neverending story is pretty kick-ss.
a film series that ended. so much for living up to it’s name.
the neverending story ended.
while defecating, the long strand of cr-p continues to flow out from the body in an almost non-ending way, hence the name – the neverending story
hey man, last night i had a the neverending story, i was on the cr-pper for almost two hours last night.
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