The New Den
not to be compared to the original, but just as f-cking awesome. where whiskey and bud heavy flow like the mighty mississippi, a place everyone wants to be, a non-stop rager. sometimes even celebrities hangout there. (jared leto, john mayer, jake gyllenhaal) a place where all your wildest dreams can come true. if the walls could talk you’d hear tales of debauchery, death, and dishonor.
your girlfriend is not safe at the new den
there’s always a party at the new den
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