The New Jersey Turnpike Special
when the man bends over behind a girl who is also bent over. the man sh-ts so that the sh-t goes out of his -ss and into the woman’s. the man then takes his tongue, puts it into her -ss, and attempts to clean the inside of her -n-s, which if done correctly, will look like a train wreck.
we were up all night doing the new jersey turnpike special. and now my tongue is brown.
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