The Nick Punto Kid


that kid in your fantasy baseball draft who clearly has no clue that the draft is even taking place, let alone the fact that they just set their roster back years by drafting players who won’t even start in their local softball leagues.
nick punto? only the nick punto kid would draft nick punto.
who the h-ll is nick punto?
what position does nick punto play?

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