the oakland stare


a certain look that an individual learns after living in the rougher parts of oakland for a long period of time. it is similar to the 1000 yard stare, but instead of complete emotionless distance, the oakland stare is 90% “f-ck off” and 10% “if you touch me, you’ll regret it.”

it is not a badge of honor, however it is something that is earned without realizing it.
“hey, man, don’t mess with that lady.” “why?” “she’s got the oakland stare – she’ll mess you up. go for a tourist or somethin’, easier.”

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