the ol’ lemonade stand
with whiskey d-ck, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid p-n-s and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled -j-c-l-t–n, you fill her uterus with urine.
i got way too drunk last night and gave susan the ol’ lemonade stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.
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