The Ol’ Ukranian Tofu
placing a man’s shaved scr-t-m on another person’s face at some point during coitus.
as defined by chris hardwick.
the girl i was with last night was so impressed after i shaved my junk for her, she let me give her the ol’ ukranian tofu!
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